Men: Heed my advice, for you know this is true.
Women: Yes, this is true.
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Men: Heed my advice, for you know this is true.
Women: Yes, this is true.
Went into a date with a loaded gun!? Uh oh.
Careful Lance. You are supposed to paint the town red – not white.
Should have painted before he went out.
if he has big eyes you know what that means….
He has big feet?
(… although being out on a double or a triple, and all the girls get up to go to the loo, is a close second. Especially if it’s an “advanced” date – read: “you’ve already been screwing” – and you’re wondering if they’re off comparing notes…)
There is NOTHING worse than Semen Pressure Buildup during a date…
Really? I would have guess losing your home would be worse. Or maybe getting shot in the stomach.
I haven’t been gutshot (been shot in the shoulder & the back, tho – and stabbed,) and I have been homeless – but at least I knew, deep down, that I’d get back on my feet.
SPB during a date? Interminable!
Fortunately, I’ve only had one date where I had to mitigate Semen Pressure Buildup – and we only had the one, oddly enough (it was a blind date.) Everyone else? They couldn’t wait to get me in the sack (I’ve no idea why. I’m not a model, I’m no Adonis, and I’m not even that good-looking. I have visible scars, and I look like Hell’s meat grinder got halfway through the job and gave up. But, I’ve had no complaints once we got started…)
Perfect time to make the toliet his bitch again! JOITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG.
It’s not meant to be a conquest; it’s basic dating survival for dudes.
You can’t run the risk of ruining a good date without a simple wank.
Yup. Very, very true.
Yup.