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Thank you, Internet, for giving us the most adorable assassin’s ever. I was feeling pretty down in the dumps and thinking of ending it all with a giant tub of generic ice cream. But you’ve brought me back from the edge with all this CUTENESS!
Men: Heed my advice, for you know this is true.
Women: Yes, this is true.
Diminishing your urge for sex before a date just makes no sense to me. The general point of a date (for a man anyways.. ok for ME), is to have sex. If sex is the desired outcome, why jump the gun and come before leaving the house? I lose all drive for sex after masturbating!
I had a friend quote Chris Elliot’s character from There’s something about Mary who says something similar to “don’t go on a date with a loaded gun”, to me once. I replied, “Chris Elliot’s character wants the other guy to fail so he can be with Mary, so why would he give him good advice?!”
Most women don’t necessarily go on (first) dates just to have sex. They can smell the urges deep within all men, and if the desire for sex is extremely strong then it could put them off enough that they won’t want to go out on a second date.
Well, actually, masturbating before a date doesn’t necessitate lacking the drive for sex afterwards. Psychological studies have frequently noted what’s called the “Coolidge Effect” in which the subject can achieve arousal and even orgasm even after having an orgasm already, provided that it’s with a different partner than last time.
Masturbation? the partner is you. Sex? the partner is who you’re sexing up.
So you could actually still have sex on the date if you both wanted to.
Went into a date with a loaded gun!? Uh oh.
Careful Lance. You are supposed to paint the town red – not white.
Should have painted before he went out.
if he has big eyes you know what that means….
He has big feet?
(… although being out on a double or a triple, and all the girls get up to go to the loo, is a close second. Especially if it’s an “advanced” date – read: “you’ve already been screwing” – and you’re wondering if they’re off comparing notes…)
There is NOTHING worse than Semen Pressure Buildup during a date…
Really? I would have guess losing your home would be worse. Or maybe getting shot in the stomach.
I haven’t been gutshot (been shot in the shoulder & the back, tho – and stabbed,) and I have been homeless – but at least I knew, deep down, that I’d get back on my feet.
SPB during a date? Interminable!
Fortunately, I’ve only had one date where I had to mitigate Semen Pressure Buildup – and we only had the one, oddly enough (it was a blind date.) Everyone else? They couldn’t wait to get me in the sack (I’ve no idea why. I’m not a model, I’m no Adonis, and I’m not even that good-looking. I have visible scars, and I look like Hell’s meat grinder got halfway through the job and gave up. But, I’ve had no complaints once we got started…)
Perfect time to make the toliet his bitch again! JOITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not meant to be a conquest; it’s basic dating survival for dudes.
You can’t run the risk of ruining a good date without a simple wank.
Yup. Very, very true.