It’s happened to a lot of us. We’re in the bathroom, washing our hands, like good little boys and girls. Then all of the sudden we see someone come out of the stall, walk right past us, then out the bathroom.

All without washing their hands!

That’s the equivalence to walking around with poop particles on your fingers. Spreading it around to everything they touch. That keyboard. Covered in filth. That door handle. Swimming in poop. That apple they are eating… well let’s say they deserve that one.

But come on! We’re supposed to be grownups in a civilized society. Why are some people unable to wash their hands after doing the dirty? You have FECAL MATTER on your hands. This is human centipede action going on around your coffee machine. This is a lack of your mama doing her job and making you clean up after your stinking nasty self.

WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS AFTER YOU POOPY!