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Now this makes me think… Is it weird that I’m the guy and I’M the one that sets the rules? I mean my girlfriend NEVER questions me and she assents to everything I say. Is this weird?
That sounds like a prefect plan.
Jerking off into a toilet is how all good porn should start.
Porn wins again
Just stayin’ true to what he’s good at.
Being a total, and completely self absorbed, A-hole.
Ah, there’s that toilet line again
To be fair, I wrote this strip BEFORE that drunken night. So I had it on the brain.
The biggest power in a negotiation is the power to walk away. They just don’t usually add “the power to walk away and jerk off”.
I guess it depends where the jerk off occurs in relation to the negotiation.
I’m sure I’ve had this conversation… At least in my mind!
And even in your mind your wife gave you a much needed beat down.
This is the closest thing to a victory Virgil is going to get.
It’s sad but true.
Sometimes it’s just better to take the easy path!
I would agree. Except the easy path will lead to a world of painful hurt.
Hahaha. Yeah, I can relate.
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