Pandas. We all love pandas. They are so freaking cute and adorable, yet they are the biggest assholes of the animal kingdom. Think about it. They are dying out, and we are doing our best to preserve their cuteness for all time. But do they care? No. They care so little our their own existence we have to force them to rape each other in order to procreate. What kind of species doesn’t want to have kids? All animals want to have babies. It’s basic Darwinian principle of survival of the fittest. The only animal that chooses to not always bare children are humans, and that’s sometimes by strategic choice. So Pandas must have a reason to not want to go on. I think they know something that we don’t, and choose to not procreate. They don’t want the panda line to continue; and if it weren’t for these pesky humans the panda’s master plan would have been complete, and they would only exist in our loving memories.
So let’s treat these animals with respect and stop having them sexually forced upon unwilling females. Let’s let them simply die out, or at the very least have them wear funny hats when we force them into mating.
it is a point even the boffins are thinking. we spend lots to save pandas but yet spend very little on saving bees which are dying out
Saeed you are a cruel cruel person! =P
It’s a cartoon!
Panda cunts are a great aphrodisiac.
Really? Hold my calls, I’m off to the zoo.
Virgil cunt punches first.
Always!
Pretty consistent that Virgil. He’s always punching inside the box.
First Travis, now Pandas.
Talk about panda moan-ium!
BOOM! There we go!
The pause/middle frame makes it for me. I chuckled at the thought of an almost awkward sigh in there.
It’s a Hitchcock style pause.
Poor Panda
Why would he do that?
She was asking for it.
Below the belt! The Panda will probably puke next.
That gives Virgil ample time to run like the dickens.
Nothing like a nice cold glass of Cunt Punch!
Tangy.
This is proceeded by run like hell!
At the very least, run faster than Lance.
I’d hate to see the combo move!
It ends up where the sun don’t shine.
Honestly, panda’s may “look” cute but they’re extreeemely temperamental. Maybe that’s why they can’t have any damn babies! They’re always pissed all the time.
They are temperamental because they know they can get away with it.
Hahaha.
If only this was a move in Street fighter / Tekken.
Didn’t Johnny Cage have a similar move in Mortal Kombat?
He did in the later ones but it was called “Nut Shot” and Sonya and Jax had it to. Actually come to think of it, all the American chars had it. Cheep