First off, I’ll admit that this was inspired by a joke I heard a long time ago. I can’t remember where I heard it, but it seemed to be the joke of the moment that was passed around the bar. I don’t know what started it, but one night I was sitting at my desk and the joke somehow pulled itself out from the back of my brain. I then pictured Lance with the gasoline nozzle and I couldn’t stop laughing. Original or not, I had to make this a strip.
This also marks the 50th Frump strip, and just two months away from the one year anniversary. So I’ll hold off on any landmark talks until September 1st.
Enjoy.



This reminds me of the episode of “My strange addiction” where the guy has sex with his car. This is pretty damn close
Yeeeeah! Right in the grill!
Now, who is going to pay for that gas bill? That won’t be pretty for anyone.
If you light that up, it’ll be like a scorching case of herpes.
At least we know Lance doesn’t suffer from petrol dysfunction! Congrats on your 50th, Saeed!
Lance is perfectl find in that department. And Thanks, Mark!
Grats on 50!
Thanks, Julian.
Congrats! Also, PORN!
Thanks! Yes, Lance does seem to love his porn a little too much.
Bravo on the milestone. That aside, that is going to be a very expensive load he’s firing.
No said the addiction would be cheap.
I love the way you draw the liquid. Very liquidy, and very gross in context of the strip!
I had no idea how to draw spraying oil, so I had to cheat it by making it look like goo. Which in context is very gross. I mean, it kinda looks like liquid. Right? Ugh… now I’m grossed out.
Hojeez, looks like someone forgot to rubber up! Congrats on your fiftiethtennial!
Heh. heh. Yeah…
Thanks.
I feel sorry for the girl who has to deal with that load! Good job on reaching 50!
It’s the cars that have to watch out.
Classic Lance… Congrats on your 50th comic!
Thanks, Betsy.